One upon a time there was a magical cube
That fell down from the sky like a radical deer
It landed down softly and was partially nude
And everyone knew that Cuboy was here

Cuboy, Cuboy
The ultimate hero
(That's me)
Cuboy, Cuboy
He's my best friend
(Who are you?)
Cuboy, Cuboy
No Room for zero
(Get outta here)
Cuboy, Cuboy
He eats raw hens
(Not really)

How tall is your tie?
Five feet tall
What does he play?
Badminton
Can he grow facial hair?
Yes, lots.
How do you spell go?
G - O.

Cuboy, Cuboy
The ultimate hero
(That's me)
Cuboy, Cuboy
He's my best friend
(Who are you?)
Cuboy, Cuboy
No Room for zero
(Get outta here)
Cuboy, Cuboy
He eats raw hens
(Not really)