I was alone
I wasn't winnin'
And my grin
Just wasn't grinnin'
And my bling
Just wasn't bliggin'
Better stop go back to the beginnin'

And then I met Miss Uumellma'
There she was all pickled in fermelda'
I had a flash of inspiration
Telepathic communication

Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the girl that I like
Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the only girl that I like
She's the only girl that I like

They think I'm strange
And I don't blame 'em
After all I'm in love with a cranium
And it's true
She's not a looker
I keep her in a jar above the cooker

Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the girl that I like
Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the only girl that I like
She's the only girl that I like

And by the way
I'm mad about you baby
More and more
Each and every day
I love to suck on your nutritious brainsten
But it's over now Miss Uumellmahaye

Miss Uumellma'
Miss Miss Uumellma'

Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the girl that I like
Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the only girl that I like

Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the girl that I like
Miss Uumellmahaye
She's the only girl that I like
She's the only girl that I like