I got a pie hole on the front of my head
It talks on the telephone and snores in my bed
It won't go away 'cause it's stuck on my face
My friends, they don't like it
What a big disgrace
My pie hole

I love my pie hole it can sing and yell
It makes a fart sound without all the smell
It burps and it coughs
Even sneezes too
I love my pie hole so why don't you
My pie hole
My pie hole