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<d6|GaiaN> lol
<d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT

Adventeres in #albinoblacksheep
<Kotik> Have you lost your russian language?
<Spudnewt> My band is called Imation CDR 74m 650 MB....have you seen our CD's ?
<Kotik> I seen it!
<SubjectZer0> No its just that 1, I speak it
<SubjectZer0> Not Type it
<Spudnewt> IN SOVIET RUSSIA, INTERNET SURFS YOU!
<primate> hattey siey razcey
<SubjectZer0> 2, i got horrible ass pronuntiation
<SubjectZer0> 3, its near impossible for me to peice together phoenetics
<primate> cool
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<Kotik> that's too bad, for me it comes naturally.
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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops

HIMcky1027: your the guy who made that website?
AlbinoBlacksheep: when it was up
AlbinoBlacksheep: should be back in 2 days or so
HIMcky1027: huh? what happen
HIMcky1027: i loved that pingis game
HIMcky1027: you asshole put it back
AlbinoBlacksheep: you are calling me the asshole?
HIMcky1027: PUT IT BACK!
AlbinoBlacksheep: call my old host an asshole then
AlbinoBlacksheep: he's the one that shut down
HIMcky1027: ok
AlbinoBlacksheep: you are blaming the wrong person
HIMcky1027: give me his damn number
HIMcky1027: i want my pingis game

Kitten: and said i can control how big the killer pickle gets in my dreams. and he laughed and i told him not to mock the killer pickle coz it'll come and pickle him. and said that you mocked the killer pickle and it pickled your site

If you IM Albino Blacksheep tech support, you take full responsibility for your actions.

WombatWWG: aol 7 is good u shold get it
AlbinoBlacksheep: what??
AlbinoBlacksheep: I am not gonna downgrade

fetal navel: im supposed to be an architect
fetal navel: i feel sorry for the pople who will liv in my buildings

fetal navel: y don't u have any pics of jackalopes on your site?
AlbinoBlacksheep: I'm so sorry. I must have forgotten. I could have sworn I had some on.
fetal navel: that's ok
fetal navel: r there some?
fetal navel: that would be cool
AlbinoBlacksheep: what the hell is a jackalope?

JJGeneral: i'm still not on your site

YOU ARE NOW

Xtra23Cromizone: what does she do?
Xtra23Cromizone: does she stripp or sumthing?
NitallicaKills: whats the deal with pink and white?
aaegis218: who is sierra? and what issues will she address?
aaegis218: issues she might adress: world peace, children in afganishatana, your mom

ReSeT042: i have instructions for you
ReSeT042's mom: ok
ReSeT042: step1 say "flicka flicka hi fiddly fiddly fo"
ReSeT042's mom: flikka flikka hey fiddly fiddly fonkle fo
ReSeT042: step 2 poke yourself i the eye with a shoe
ReSeT042's mom: meh

ReSeT042's mom: jesus why do you still tak to that loser?
ReSeT042: i used to like the site, before the porn.

AlbinoBlacksheep: flicka flicka hi fiddly fiddly fo
ReSeT042: lol
ReSeT042: that was my mom
AlbinoBlacksheep: ReSeT042's mom is your mom?
ReSeT042: yes
ReSeT042: dont
ReSeT042: ever
ReSeT042: talk
ReSeT042: to
ReSeT042: her
AlbinoBlacksheep: <--- posting her IM name tonight on the site
ReSeT042: fucking kill you

pnksktrska: hello
AlbinoBlacksheep: hey
pnksktrska: whats up
AlbinoBlacksheep: not much
pnksktrska: same here
pnksktrska signed off at 1:12:19 AM.

wastelands0ulja: your site sux dick!

CrassDIY: ur website is fuckin gay

atlasthealmighty: Your site rules.

Eville Incarnate: my fingers smell of vagina and I have a bra in my pocket :P
Eville Incarnate: I rule ^.^
Eville Incarnate: ~licks fingers~
Eville Incarnate: *yum*
Add Eville Incarnate to your buddy list

Jerr Jerr 411: IM matsuri japan and tell him to unblock me
Jerr Jerr 411: please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AlbinoBlacksheep: hi
AlbinoBlacksheep: ok
Jerr Jerr 411: cool





AlbinoBlacksheep: he says...
AlbinoBlacksheep: that say it to me and I will pass it on to him
Jerr Jerr 411: hey kenny unblock me
AlbinoBlacksheep: lol
Jerr Jerr 411: what




AlbinoBlacksheep: Matsuri Japan: i say
AlbinoBlacksheep: Matsuri Japan: hey fuck you
Jerr Jerr 411: stupid jack ass
Jerr Jerr 411: i hate him
Jerr Jerr 411: fuck him

AlbinoBlacksheep: Un block Jerr Jerr
Matsuri Japan: no
Matsuri Japan: lol
AlbinoBlacksheep: he says it's important
Matsuri Japan: tell him to say it through you






AlbinoBlacksheep: Jerr Jerr 411: hey kenny unblock me
Matsuri Japan: i say
Matsuri Japan: hey fuck you
AlbinoBlacksheep: lol

Add Matsuri Japan
Add Jerr Jerr 411

Slydonsurf: greetings
Slydonsurf: i am one who frequents your site
Slydonsurf: okay fine your a moist vagina
AlbinoBlacksheep: hi
Previous message was not received by Slydonsurf because of error: User Slydonsurf is not available.

elgatodegreen: i have good friends in Kelowna BC. dont know if thats around where you are
AlbinoBlacksheep: It's far, but I know it
elgatodegreen: is it true you guys up there dont have Fluff marshmellow sandwhich spread up there?
AlbinoBlacksheep: what's a sandwich?

Jerr Jerr 411: could you help me
AlbinoBlacksheep: yes
Jerr Jerr 411: my mommy is tripping
AlbinoBlacksheep: oh no
Jerr Jerr 411: she is on her crack again
AlbinoBlacksheep: you ahve to get her heartbeat to slow down
AlbinoBlacksheep: she has to relax
Jerr Jerr 411: im only five and she keeps calling me wilma
Jerr Jerr 411: ok
Jerr Jerr 411: how
AlbinoBlacksheep: tell her to sit down
Jerr Jerr 411: ok
Jerr Jerr 411: brb
Jerr Jerr 411: she slapped me
AlbinoBlacksheep: :-(
AlbinoBlacksheep: does she take crack often?
Jerr Jerr 411: shes getting a cup of coffee
Jerr Jerr 411: should i stop her
AlbinoBlacksheep: yes
Jerr Jerr 411: ok
Jerr Jerr 411: she spilt it on me
Jerr Jerr 411: it burns
Jerr Jerr 411: its getting in my keyboard
Jerr Jerr 411 signed off at 12:50:58 AM.
TO BE CONTINUED...

weezer rocks me: my school is in love w/ your website, but they realized what it was ....and they like banned you from our computers...
weezer rocks me: well, most of us managed to hack the controls put on it, and we cna get in.. yes
AlbinoBlacksheep: they banned the IP address?
weezer rocks me: well, at our school... you enter www.albinoblacksheep.com.. and bess don't go there..
weezer rocks me: bess is this cow that restricts us to going to "bad" websites
AlbinoBlacksheep: can you type www.albinoblacksheep.com/index.html
weezer rocks me: i donno, bess is one smart cow, she could probably pick that up...
AlbinoBlacksheep: I don't know why bess would want to bann me. I don't put any naked penises on the main page
weezer rocks me: bess has utters, you would think she would be compassionate toward naked penises and such...
AlbinoBlacksheep: Tell the school my site is educational because I have quotes from textbooks
AlbinoBlacksheep: and a hamlet test
AlbinoBlacksheep: three educational pages that they banned :-(
weezer rocks me: dude, i live in the most... republican community... there are about 10 people who aren't white...the rest are...... very republican... needless to say my community is a melting pot.. and ... most republicans won't protest obscene material..
AlbinoBlacksheep: US Military 280 visitors
AlbinoBlacksheep: US Government 98 visitors

LiLaZnKrIs337: dont talk to me
LiLaZnKrIs337: cause ummm i cant talk to ppl i dont know
LiLaZnKrIs337: my momy said so
LiLaZnKrIs337: dont save me on your buddy list
AlbinoBlacksheep: you IMed me lol
LiLaZnKrIs337: act like we never talk
LiLaZnKrIs337: i know cause i click on ur thingy on ur website

bunnyavenger14: and i have a real prob with the porn
AlbinoBlacksheep: you do?
AlbinoBlacksheep: it's not really X rated
bunnyavenger14: my mom and friends visit often
bunnyavenger14: im 14
AlbinoBlacksheep: I'm sorry
bunnyavenger14: it was really funny though
bunnyavenger14: lol
AlbinoBlacksheep: lol

AlbinoBlacksheep: my friends won't visit my site
Ferretallica: why not?
AlbinoBlacksheep: one friend said my site isn't about anything
AlbinoBlacksheep: and the rest can't be bothered to visit
AlbinoBlacksheep: I have lazy friends
AlbinoBlacksheep: maybe when I add the porno, they'll visit
Ferretallica: then what are you waiting for?

<Asia> wb stormy i thought you disapeared
<just another jerk> damnit
<DePeche MoDe> if i was black, i'd have a big penis
<Storm> i have kinda
<DePeche MoDe> therefore, it is untrue
<Storm> but you arent b lack
<Asia> lol what penis dm?
<DePeche MoDe> d'oh!
<DePeche MoDe> ;(
<Storm> and thats a myth about black penises, they arent bigger, just longer cause they dont have underwear to support them, they just hang out
<Storm> like tribal womens boobs
<DePeche MoDe> hahaahaha'
<just another jerk> *is gonna wish a gun in christmas present*
<Joe> sup
<Asia> JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! !!!! !!!!! !!!! !! !
<Asia> *pounces on joe and lix and gropes him*

If you were following the Kristin the Bipolar Lesbian drama, here's something of interest:

AlbinoBlacksheep: my mother accidently ran over my foot with her car if it makes you feel better
Kristin the Bipolar Lesbian: [Edited out because of request 09/19/2001]
AlbinoBlacksheep: so now we both feel bad?
Kristin the Bipolar Lesbian: [Edited out because of request 09/19/2001]
Kristin the Bipolar Lesbian: [Edited out because of request 09/19/2001]
AlbinoBlacksheep: how did you get out of the institution?
AlbinoBlacksheep: it was just a temporary visit?
Kristin the Bipolar Lesbian: [Edited out because of request 09/19/2001]

Ferretallica: Oh one last thing
Please explain the fairy-cow saying 'Take the bus to Cuba' thingy...
AlbinoBlacksheep: that's a wasp
AlbinoBlacksheep: not a cow
AlbinoBlacksheep: it has wings.. see!
Ferretallica: Oh
Ferretallica: It looked like a cow with wings to me
AlbinoBlacksheep: that's because you need glasses
Ferretallica: Yeah, my eyes are all fcuked up at the moment, dont mind me

Oh no! I have been prank IMed... Sorta.

kidblountnagf: hello
AlbinoBlacksheep: hey
kidblountnagf: you said some mean things about me
AlbinoBlacksheep: who is this?
kidblountnagf: micheal
AlbinoBlacksheep: What did I say? I will remove it
kidblountnagf: "hello my future gilfriend"
AlbinoBlacksheep: that's the name of your website
kidblountnagf: you know who is really cool
AlbinoBlacksheep: who?
kidblountnagf: bunnyavenger, smart and sexy, what a man
kidblountnagf: he is the graetest
AlbinoBlacksheep: yes very much
kidblountnagf: he rocks
AlbinoBlacksheep: lol@you pretending to be michael
kidblountnagf: ( )*( )
)-(ello my future girlfriend
)-(ello my future girlfriend Turn up the volume
Home

IHateYouAll1313: kl;'
IHateYouAll1313: z
AlbinoBlacksheep: wow
IHateYouAll1313: 7890-= 1234
IHateYouAll1313: XCVBNM<>
AlbinoBlacksheep: Å|bîñø ß|ã¢k§hêëþ
IHateYouAll1313: QWERTY
IHateYouAll1313: ASDFG
IHateYouAll1313: ZXCVBNM< >?
IHateYouAll1313: _+-=
AlbinoBlacksheep: Å|bîñø ß|ã¢k§hêëþ
IHateYouAll1313: `~"{}

bunnyavenger14: ok
bunnyavenger14: the quote is
bunnyavenger14: yeah my mom said my appendix exploded but i was in a mental institution
bunnyavenger14: k?
AlbinoBlacksheep: that's the quote?
bunnyavenger14: yes
AlbinoBlacksheep: it's very weird
bunnyavenger14: i know
bunnyavenger14: its from kristin the bipolar lesbian
AlbinoBlacksheep: who's that?
bunnyavenger14: my friend who was in an institution
AlbinoBlacksheep: for real?
bunnyavenger14: yes

<Diego> Oh, every six months or so I scan like a motherf*cker..other than that the system scanns my downloads and I'm not stupid..
<Diego> virii are spread by the stupid..
<Albino> 5 got sent to me, but I don't open attackments if I don't recognise the extention
<Albino> 5 of the cod red
<Albino> code red
<CaineThirdMortal> hmm, I wanted that one
<CaineThirdMortal> I like to collect virii
<Albino> want me to forward it to you?
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<Diego> lol
<CaineThirdMortal> sure
<Albino> I kight still have it in my delete box
<CaineThirdMortal> [E-mail address]
<CaineThirdMortal> :)
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<Albino> why do you collect virii?
<Diego> ..and maybe a wee little exe you like to share with..special friends?
<Albino> that's like collecting boogers

I'm think I'm gonna stop asking for suggestions for this site.

bunnyavenger14: and everyone loves llamas
bunnyavenger14: do something with llama
AlbinoBlacksheep: Winamp does stuff with llamas.
bunnyavenger14: more llamas
bunnyavenger14: everywhere
bunnyavenger14: dancing
bunnyavenger14: llama dance
AlbinoBlacksheep: crazy
AlbinoBlacksheep: hmm
bunnyavenger14: llamas having sex
bunnyavenger14: doing drugs
bunnyavenger14: shooting llamas
bunnyavenger14: llamas masturbating
AlbinoBlacksheep: interesting

coolz53: hi]
AlbinoBlacksheep: hey V
coolz53: i'm drunk right how
coolz53: now i menat
coolz53: meant
AlbinoBlacksheep: I wish you were in Toronto last night with us.
coolz53: how vome
AlbinoBlacksheep: We drank.
coolz53: come i meangt
coolz53: cool
...
AlbinoBlacksheep: Did you go to a bar today?
coolz53: im going to one later on in the night
AlbinoBlacksheep: Which one?
coolz53: DANTES
coolz53: sorry i had caps on

So here's bunnyavenger14's Jessica TheDoll Story:
AlbinoBlacksheep: you gonna write a Jessica story?
bunnyavenger14: ok
bunnyavenger14: ok
bunnyavenger14: i got it
bunnyavenger14: you wannaknow how i get good grades?
AlbinoBlacksheep: How?
bunnyavenger14: i pray to god for a dream with an octopus
bunnyavenger14: and the next day
bunnyavenger14: durng the test
bunnyavenger14: i see an octopus
bunnyavenger14: and he sez
bunnyavenger14: if you dont get the questions right
bunnyavenger14: sum1 will cut off my legs
bunnyavenger14: and sometims i argue with him
bunnyavenger14: no its abraham lincoln
bunnyavenger14: but i tell him i wont let anyone cut off his legs
bunnyavenger14: and that is how i get good grades

My computer blew up. Buy me a new one.