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Happy Hallowe'en (Halloween)

[Photograph by BunnyAvenger]
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Trick or Treat:

[scary halloween baby]

Now, for the scariest of all:

Next one, Next one.

[Jebus!] This was going to be the Hallowe'en update, but I figured it was too early, so here are some files that will not scare you. Also, apoc has recorded the third "White Boy" video for us next update.

By the way, RSVP is a very addictive game.

96 Dar ul Harb 10/19/2003 12:04PM PST
Kudos to you for speaking up.
Sometimes that's all it takes for people to realize that every other word coming out of their mouth is "f*cking", they don't even realize they're doing it.

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back f*cker"

Exitao:
Just keep one of your eyes tightly shut and casually walk across the room.
Smile as you reach her.
Gently take her hand.
Place object in palm and close it without letting her see what it was.
Casually walk away and grin while you imagine her expression as she opens her hand to discover a glass eye.

Milk!

[McDonald's] Apoc gained a little online popularity from his "White Boy" video from last update. He made a new one, for those who didn't believe it was really him, apoc, in the video. The video even features the ABS Chat room:
White Boy 2 by apoc

Why does everyone who makes low budget movies submitted to ABS live in the suburbs?:

Airbrush, the harsh reality (hover your mouse over and out):

* Edi is devistated
<AB|Away> just stopping in saying hi
* Edi loooooooooooooves her rodent
* TYGA-GONE cuddles edi
<TYGA-GONE> im sorry hun
<Edi> ;_;
* Edi has been crying for the past hour
<AB|Away> why??
<AB|Away> what's wrong?
<Edi> Hamster...
<AB|Away> again?
<AB|Away> :(
<TYGA-GONE> :(
<AB|Away> you need a cage for them

🇨 Canadian Thanksgiving

[Livingroom Aerobics]

Congradulations for those who figured out last time that The 5th Avocado is a somewhat of a Parody of Fight Club.

Being a human beatbox is becoming a very popular trend. Here is a site that has a number of tutorials in flash format on how to get started: Beat Box
Mix a human beatbox with Andy Milonakis' freestyling, and you've got some candy for the ears.

Themes are back:

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The Forum themes are saved thoughout all the pages of the forum. By the way, feel free to make your own themes for ABS and submit them via the Forum.

<+BladeTR> TSAR
* Wolf kicks death in the face
<+BladeTR> OK
* %Death kills wolf
<+BladeTR> YOU GIVE ME 300$ OR I EXPOSE YOU
<TsarIvan> lol
<TsarIvan> Expose me?
<+BladeTR> TOO LATE
<+BladeTR> http://www.absforums.com/index.php?showtopic=5567
<TsarIvan> sh*t man

<+BladeTR> I tryed to extort TsarIvan for 300$ or I show this video of him, unfortunately he didnt come up with the money so here you go:
whiteboy.WMV

addison 10/12/2003 09:20PM PST :
"Schwarzenegger, who, like Hitler, is a native of Austria . . ."
CNN? Oh, that's that network with Larry King, who, like the Son of Sam, is a native of Brooklyn. Used to be owned by Ted Turner, who, like the Cincinnati Strangler, is a native of Cincinnati. Now part of Time Warner, founded by the Warner Brothers, the oldest of whom, Harry Warner, like many Auschwitz guards, was a native of Poland.

<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherf*cking cookie, bitch)

Finally

[Oh Noes!!!1]

The Forums are back, finally. Normal updates will resume soon.

Ix-nay on the Esus-jay

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[This picture isn't even funny, but it's linkarific.] Sorry for the slow updates, but there have been some problems with the Forums. If you are getting an error it is not that you are banned. The head of the company that ran that Forum's servers just quit his job, just like that. What luck :(

"If one's finances run to it, employ an amusing dwarf to pass round the cocktails; but if one is financially embarrassed, make do with a pet badger with a tray of canapés strapped to its back."
- The Chap Magazine, How To Be A Student

<TehSpam> http://scienceworld.wol...
<TehSpam> my site. :)
<TehSpam> Look at that math.

Well, I don't really like Stick Figure flash, but if it stands out above the rest, then I do. I think the Stick Figure remake of Fatboy Slim - Weapon of Choice was pretty well done as it compares to the actual music video on MTV, MuchMusic, etc. The Course is one of the few Stick Flash series I enjoy.